scrunch
meaning something is gross or nasty
yo dude that girl is scrunch af!
to simultaneously squeeze and crunch.
the cl-ssic problem of trying to scrunch twenty-eight poinds of
sh-t into a twenty-seven-pound basket.
when a girls bikini bottom goes up her b-tt
the pool was full of girls with scrunches
the combination of a scratch and a punch. a scratch- punch.
beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching grace all day on her arm because she could.
a scrunch is a mystical being who insists on wearing scrunchies every day. a scrunch likes s-x, especially when it is in the form of b-tt s-x. it is scrunch’s favorite. a scrunch is a bitter b-tch because she is parched… and she has to beg in order for a guy to let her suck his d-ck. her birth certificate is actually an apology letter from a condom factory. true story.
scrunch is in epic b-tch. i often feel the compulsion to insult her.
as a noun- the scrunch is the last 10% of the chips in a bag of chips
i was lookin forward to that bag of chips, but all she left me was the scrunch.
the combination of a scratch and a punch. a scratch- punch.
beth kept scrunching and scrunching and scrunching grace all day on her arm because she could.
a scr-t-m with 0 or 1 t-st-cl- inside. see also chach bag.
after mr. garrison’s vaginoplasty, his scrunch turned into a p-ssy.
man, that guy who looks like a caveman is such a little b-tch, i bet he has a scrunch.
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