scrunchkin


a person whose sphincter is so tight, it cuts off bloodflow to the p-n-s during -n-l s-x.
bill: “man, i had s-x with with this guy last night, and his -ss was so tight, it turned my d-ck black and blue.”

ted: “what a scrunchkin!”

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