Scrunge


noun: a frightening amount of pubic hair
” oh, man noodles i need to shave my scrunge.”
the line of dirt left over between the dust pan and broom that is near impossible to pick up and p-sses you off.
dude 1: “hey i finished sweeping. but i just can’t get the scrunge”
dude 2: “d-mn i hate the scrunge”

“the scrunge is evil”
a small amount of facial hair on the chin area.
i hate my boyfriends scrunge.
derogatory term used to describe large amounts of unsightly pubic hair. commonly found on men who don’t clean underneath their fingernails they are also a major choking hazard when performing c-nn-l-ng-s on girls who should get themselves a ladyshaver.
“yuck! she had a m-ssive scrunge, there were things living in it!”

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