Scuba Phone
a mobile phone conversation where it sounds like the person calling you is speaking to you while under water. this can be caused by several factors:
1. the caller has a cr-ppy phone.
2. their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit mp3.
3. the person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. you are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a gl-ss of water.
either way, it’s really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be your fault as you weren’t listening!
husband: oh my g-d, look at the place! i told you to clean the front room as i was bringing the boss back for dinner!
wife: no, what you said was “blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble dinner.” how many times have i told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
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