Scuba Skyving


when a person intentionally misses a regular obligation (such as work or school) and lies about his/her whereabouts. the term scuba refers to the fact that the person will have been in a warm climate where scuba diving is possible (e.g. the caribbean).
person 1: hey, where’s bob he hasn’t been in to the office for quite some time.
person 2: well, he texted me yesterday saying that he was sick but personally i think that he’s scuba skyving

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