Scuff Ya Nuts
when you scuff, scr-pe or similarly injure your n-ts-ck(t-st-cl-s} generally leaving a torn up, bl–dy mess. sometimes a ball may become dislocated and subsequently swell to a gigantic size(swelling similar to elephant-tis). it can glow a bright-red colour in worst case scenario’s and may require amputation. if left untreated and s-xually active the affected partner could scuff ya c-nt.
“fffffffff-ck that hurt.”
“you poor c-nt, you scuffed ya nuts.”
-meanwhile in hospital the next day-
“i’m sorry sir we’l need to amputate your manhood.”
“alright, but can you keep them in a jar for me.”
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