scumbass


a scottish dumb-ss that needs a calculator for simple tasks such as reading a book or driving a car
-while playing 301(darts) on the computer-

ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10

ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard

hayden:shut the f-ck up you sc-mb-ss all i have thats electronic is my vibrator

sol:i only have my knife

ben(to cole): hooot!

cole:hootot

ben:hooooot!

bram:oh cr-p my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle… or can they?
1. sc-mb-ss; an insult to someone who’s really sc-mmy.
2. sc-m-b-ss; a sc-mmy b-ss. har har.
1.”man, rachel sharron is not only a beezo, but a sc-mb-ss as well.
2.”whoah dude, look at that squirrel, you sc-m-b-ss!”

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