Scumbert Cross
noun: a foul sandwich made by having a prost-tute or other unsavory character sh-t on a hot cross bun, which is then eaten by the partic-p-nt who gets s-xual gratification.
verb: to undertake the production or consumption of a sc-mbert cross.
where ‘sc-mbert’ is a merging of two words: ‘sc-mmy’ and ‘herbert’, herbert being a standard name that is also used to refer to a dull, shy or s-xually deviant individual.
‘n-body knew him that well, but they found out he was a s-xual deviant. he’d ask the working girls to give him a sc-mbert cross. and he loved it, too!’
‘one night, two old scatters were at home. the woman went to use the bathroom but seeing there was no toilet paper, was a little shocked to see her partner standing in the doorway holding a pack of hot cross buns. use these, he said. but don’t throw them out. she smiled back at him and made sure she covered the whole bun.’
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