scumbled eggs
when you -j-c-l-t-, or c-m in someones eggs, usually done for a gay partner after a night of fun and much “swallowing”, the meal is called sc-mbled eggs, a play on scrambled eggs
jimmy: what do you want for breakfast cutie pootie
billy: i don’t know s-x-kitten how about some eggs
jimmy: ok, ill add something special how about some sc-mbled eggs?
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