scumplotch
1. an area stain caused by male or female ejactulation fluid, either wet or crusted over.
2. a stupid idiot; an untrustworthy person; flashier word for -sshole.
1a. the maid peeled back the top layer of ken’s bedsheets to reveal a m-ss infestation of sc-mplotch.
1b. dude, do not borrow any of ken’s blankets, there are sc-mplotch marks all over it!
2. ken is a f-ckin’ sc-mplotch, man – do not trust that guy. and don’t shake his hand either.
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