Scutchio
perfection. a walking utopia.
a g-d like figure, often referred to as the third resurrection of the holy one.
can also be related to his works; a goal machine. a superstar footballing icon.
sheer genius.
opposite of sokaldo (also known as ‘the fake’)
“oh my word, father. who is that chap with the silky skills and sublime finishing abilities?”
“that is scutchio.”
“ahh, that explains it.”
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another scutchio performance (magnificent, unmatched, perfect)
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