sdm

sdm is an acro for “size does matter”
“oh yes… sdm… that’s why i dumped fred.”
s.d.m.= self destruct mode

usually you will be intoxicated before going into s.d.m., however sometimes you can go into s.d.m. while not under the influence. sdm usually happens when you are in a club or party and it is near the end and u have been turned down by all the decent girls… at this point you will go into sdm and go after anything with a punani, some girl you would never imagine picking up in your right mind.
ex. 1
dave: yo what the h-ll were you thinking last night with that girl u picked up?

dan: i donno man i think i went into s.d.m. tho.

dave: yeah no sh-t u went into s.d.m.

ex 2.
dan: yo why the h-ll did u bring me to this dutty hoe jam?

dave: i donno man but ive been in s.d.m. since i got here.

dan: true
abbreviation for “she ditched me”.
when a guy gets attention from a woman at a bar, and then she withdraws from him in a hurry.
this chick in a red dress just taught me how to drink scotch, and then she ditched me (sdm)!
short d-ck man
girl one: so, girl spill the beans about the guy you went home with
girl two: there is nothing to spill because he suffered from sdm.
girls one: what is that?
girls two: hew as a short d-ck man!!
sh-t don’t make sense
birds ran on air, sdms (sh-t don’t make sense)
scripts do matter
look mom! no hands!
spank da monkey!
also known as masturbating, or pleasuring oneself
ho…ho…hold on, let me sdm for a bit