Sea Girt


a place down by the sh-r- that was made because spring lake and manasquan had some land left over mainly its a place for old people to drive there golf carts to the beach its not a place for kids to party.
sea girt nj
a small town on the jersey sh-r- between affluent spring lake and middle-cl-ss manasquan where everybody in the town knows each other and people always say h-llo to random people who they don’t even know. sea girt keeps the bennies from north jersey and new york out by charging an arm and a leg for beach badges and the town does not have any hotels. the only way to get on that beach is if you live there or if you have “connections” with people that do. 44% of the residents are irish, and everybody there goes to sunday m-ss at st. marks. sea girt is also known for its attractive ladies. most houses in sea girt are over $1 dollars. the town is divided by the east and west side of the railroad tracks. the west side has capes and ranches and smaller lots, but they are always stickin’ it to the rich sn-bs from the easties.
“we be representin’ sea girt”
“those girtheads never get off that d-mn beach”
“represent the west side”
“west side pride, baby”
“im from the easties”

Read Also:

  • Seahorse

    when a man’s s-m-n ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species’ method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region. i didn’t have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and p-ssed out. she doesn’t […]

  • See a star about a twinkle

    to urinate, go wee wees. i’m off to the dunny to see a star about a twinkle.

  • GAYJ

    what you would call some1 named aj when they are being a “gooch”!!! this term originated from aj liberio “aj”…more like “gayj” when someone gets bullied out of numerous schools, because they are too sensitive accompanied by a mangina. wyatt punished the kid with a gold chain and pierced ear because he was a gayj […]

  • Gay Rae

    a simple minded girl of florida. one of the guys and is also known as a pimpette. hates drama but is a fond lover of hank williams jr. awesome. “hey you hear about that girl that saw hank and beat some b-tches -ss, what a gay rae”

  • gaysist

    a person who dislikes gay(h-m-s-xual) people. c’mon dad, dont be such a gaysist! racist against gay people being racist against gay people prejudice towards h-m-s-xuals caleb is gaysist towards paris gaysist which means im racist against gay people i guess being racist to gay people


Disclaimer: Sea Girt definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.