sea monkey

when a female squirts a man’s seaman from her v-g-n- into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the -j-c-l-t- down the bowl.
bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo b-tch last night? she left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to planned parenthood in your mom’s ford fiesta.
little brine shrimp that come with a variety of different tanks.

basically the coolest thing ever.

they can live for a long time, and they get their groove on and have baby sea monkeys.
my sea monkeys are so much cooler than yours.

my sea monkeys are mating!

you -ss, you dumped my sea monkeys down the drain!!
one of the two sucessors (the other is firefox) of the defunct mozilla application suite.
seamonkey is very similar to mozilla.
a code word for the unpopular person that tries to fit in with the cool kids. cool kids try and avoid this person at all costs.
when we heard “the seamonkey has my money” we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.
an individual who stems from distant greek and afrikaner ancestry, but who is neither and thus loses a sense of personal sameness and historical continuity. the person often uses one ancestry as reverence to imply that they do belong to one ancestry, usually while trying to impress people for s-xual/friendship gain, but fails miserably as they clearly do not fit in with either.
stop imlpying that you are greek mark, you are nothing more than an seamonkey.
usually found in products containing alcohol and chemical agents. seamonkeys are small particles that form at the bottom of the bottle. if you shake the bottle you can see the seamonkey swirl.
john’s beer was so old it had seamonkeys in it.
referred to as the turbo-charged coupe car that was first imported from germany in the early 80’s.
newer version resemble to chrysler sebring, but do not confuse the two!
seamonkey owners have sent many complaints about their cars being confused with the chrysler model and request that manufactors change the body build or to stop making the seamonkeys.
chrysler took these complaints to heart and in 2005 the last sebring coupe was distributed to the public.
“d-mn that seamonkey is fast!”

“you wanna race my seamonkey?!”

“that is a luxurios seamonkey that you have there!”
a code word for -j-c-l-t-d siemen, used for young people
ur sea-monkeys are stuck in my b-tt crack!!

ur sea-monkeys are inside me!!

thats allot of sea-monkeys

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