Sea Turtle Beaner Surprise
a beaner goes fishing and snags a sea turtle in the fishing net. the beaner watches a p-rno with the turtle, the sea turtle then gets a b-n-r. the mexican whacks off the turtle and then the turtle -j-c-l-t-s its sperm into a local camel’s mouth. the camel swishes it in its mouth, then spits it into the beaner’s mouth. the beaner takes a road trip with hs family then p–ps out a load of c-m and intestinal liquids. a wildebeest jumps on the beaners family, kiling them instantly. the beaner eats calamari with ketchup/mayo and then eats out a bears v-g-n-, then -sshole.
hola amigo! let’s perform the sea turtle beaner surprise!
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