Sea-Urchin Bird


the “sub” is an unusual species of bird that grows inside sea urchins, acting as if the sea urchin is the womb and the bird a fetus. when the sea urchin dies, impregnated with the bird, it crawls out. the sea urchin bird is both a myth and a fact. whether you believe it is in existence or not, it has not been proven wrong therefore cannot be cl-ssified as “extinct.” it is most commonly seen when students dissect sea-urchins in marine biology labs, the bird flies out of the urchin as the student cuts through the exoskeleton.
holy sh-t karen! did you just see that sub fly out of that sea urchin?!?!

-or when used in sarcastic remarks

“what do you have a sea-urchin bird up your -ss?”

“whats he got up his -ss? a sea-urchin bird?”

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