seabstain


a stain on your clothing, most commonly on your undergarments, consisting of some combination of urine, feces, vomit and s-m-n. usually found after a night of blackout level drinking.
i can’t remember what happened last night after the twelfth shot of tequila, and i woke up with a seabstain all over the front of my pants.

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