Seacrest or Ryan Seacrest

verb: to “seacrest” is to say something and/or act in a manner that is off-putting but intended to garner approval and acceptance, but also to do so in a manner that makes others think the subject is trying to hard to get attention.

adjective: description of a person who tries to hard for the attention and acceptance of others, to the point of alienating everyone; aka histrionic with a touch of r-t-rdation. also a description of an act out of desperation used to get attention.

noun: a person who makes several, often strained and/or desperate attempts for the approval and acceptance of others, often to those people’s annoyance. a “seacrest” is generally specific to effiminate and/or “metros-xual” men; a “rube” or “country b-mpkin” would not be a seacrest but none of the above employ wit or intellectual conversation in their attempts to entertain.

synonyms: tw-t, plague, carson daly
antonyms: cool, eddie izzard, shizznit
verb use:
“remember that guy at the party, the one wearing all the von dutch sh-t? i must have accidentally looked him in the eye because he followed me around all night, seacresting me about his celebrity as a dj even though i’ve never heard of him.”

use of adjective:
“don’t look, but there’s ryan. oh my g-d, he’s so seacrest – he’s still telling jokes even though no one is laughing, even as they walk away. and that impression of austin powers? eh, so seacrest.”

use of noun:
“that seacrest kept going on and on about what chitlins are as if n-body in america knows what that is except like, four people from the south. what’s his white -ss got against soul food? generalizing then trying to marginalize african-americans is not entertaining.”
nickname for jon evans, an ra in new south hall, 1st floor, georgetown university.
yo, seacrest totally broke up the party in my room last night.