Seagoat
1) a goat that prefers to swim in the water with flippers, snorkel, scuba mask and wet suit over living on the farm.
2) a hideously unattractive woman who’s residence is either above a dive bar, or in the dive bar itself; seagoats are often accompanied by warts, missing/blackened teeth, flabby and greasy skin, drip drop t-ts, and a p-ssy that would cause a man to contemplate suicide if he were to view it
after seeing the drunk seagoat sprawled out naked on the bathroom floor, ted decided at that moment that it was time to die.
the act of waking up a sleeping friend by smearing chunky peanut b-tter on one’s scrotile sack, then frosting the peanut b-tter covered sack in beach sand.
the scrotile sack along with the p-n-s is then pulled back and tucked behind the legs, underneath the b-ttocks. then a subtle goat noise is made while backing up slowly toward the sleeping friend’s face.
dude 1: hey! dude2 is sleeping. how should we wake him up?
dude 3: grab some peanut b-tter and beach sand and let’s sea goat him!
dude 1: you have to use chunky peanut b-tter!
a highly unattractive woman, beastly in proportion. wears name brand clothes and comfy pants. can usually be found rolling around on a floor. uses text messaging abreviations in place of normal conversation.
seagoats are known to partic-p-te in illegal and s-xual acts at a young age.
“that chick is a total seagoat. did you see her rolling on the floor?”
“yeah, she almost gave me a handjob.”
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