Seahorse


when a man’s s-m-n ends up on his stomach, either by his own handywork or with the help of another; inspired by the species’ method of reproductive development wherein the male carries the embryos on his stomach region.
i didn’t have any tissues near by so i just seahorsed myself and p-ssed out.

she doesn’t like to swallow, so she usually just gives me the ol’ seahorse.
1. a species of aquatic animal, especially one that is so beautiful and cute
2. an aquatic animal that looks good on blankets, towels, little bags, etc..
usage:
i love the seahorses, they’re so beautiful and cute. i love ’em

seahorses. forever.
a guy who is totally smitten with a girl. if a guy really likes a girl, then he is said to want to have her babies like a seahorse. (much like if a girl really likes a guy, it is said that she wants to have his babies.)
“yeah, we’ve been seeing each other for several months; this guy is totally my seahorse”

“do you want to have her babies like a seahorse?”
when you tickle a person behind the knee with your foot: used to induce an orgasim. not a 100% guaranteed.
“hey, today in business cl-ss. i gave my friend a seahorse.”

“really?”

“yeah, but he didn’t come”

“shame…”
a quarter-note rest in music, because of its shape.
this music is boring! there’s nothing but seahorses for twenty bars!
go into a fairly nice sized pool. -ssume the piledriver position.then just kinda move your way across the water while still in the position.
johnny gave that chick a seahorse
adjective: a being who possess a need for constant s-x, much like the animal.
man anthony is so h-rny. he’s such a seahorse

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