Sealcat


a funny looking creature, with arms made of noodles. he has fins, but has cat like ears. he thinks that mean things are actually nice, and that nice things are mean. his eyes are round with small dots in the middle and he is always smiling.
friend – check out sealcat, he just killed innocent children using that large piece of gl-ss.

friend 2 – haha, he doesn’t know any better. silly sealcat, you did it again!
a big lard of sh-t,having a throat beard of pubic hair also cheating at life
hey corey did you see that seal cat take my money?!

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