Sealed Envelope
an act performed immediately after s-x; moments before achieving male -rg-sm, the man pulls out and shoots his load into the crevice of the girls -ss. afterwards, he presses her -ss cheeks together for an undetermined amount of time. when he lets go, her cheeks will be stuck together, thus forming a sealed envelope.
after mom went to work, i shot my load between van’s -ss cheeks and gave her a sealed envelope. she was waddling around like a penguin.
when your girl isnt in the mood and rolls over. well her mistake! she p-sses out and you proceed to wack off, when you about to nut, you aim right between her -ss cheecks. when she wakes up, she will be opening your sealed envelope
wendy wouldnt bang me last night, so i gave her a sealed envelope.
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