sealed-shut


after shooting c-m all over her face (in particular her eyes), if one takes a blow dryer to dry the c-m out therby disabling the eyelids from openning, she is said to be sealed-shut. not to be confused with wordairtightword.
my teacher ms. radley deserves to be sealed-shut for giving me a c on my paper.

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