Sealing


as with planking, sealing refers to the act of spontaneously and often inconveniently laying on the ground. however, when sealing, one must support their upper body on straight arms, and look to the sky.
did you see nanea and colton sealing in the crosswalk the other day?
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng between each page of a book over a period of months; such that when you have reached the back cover, the book is sealed shut and its secrets forever secured.
great great grandpa jack spent half a year sealing the family bible back in ought-twelve. we wish he hadn’t.
performed in mormon temples, it is their marriage ceremony, which is performed at a sacred altar within the temple.

a prerequisite to the sealing is that the the man takes his bride to be through the veil of the temple at the end of the mormon endowment, thereby learning her “new name”. the wife never is to know her husbands “name”. because in the wording of the sealing ordinance, the woman gives herself to the man, and the man takes her unto himself. a man can be sealed to an unlimited number of women as long as the previous wife is dead, but a woman can only be sealed to one man. thus while mormons do not practice polygamy in life, it is still a part of their doctrine, and will exist in the “celestial kingdom” aka mormon heaven.
sealing, sealings, eternal marriage, polygamy
a feeling that occurs after someone remembers something they couldn’t remember for a short or long time. it’s when you get that comfortable, settling feeling in your stomach after figuring something out. it’s that epiphany or sudden realization.
“i couldn’t figure out who else had been in that movie. after going through a bunch of actors in my mind that didn’t seem right to me, i thought of johnny depp. that was it! a sealing feeling overcame me.”

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