seamrider


a womans pants so tight that its beyond camel toe or moose knuckle, she’s a seamrider!
check out the toe on that camel! her pants are so tight that seamrider gonna be soar by the end of the day!
seem-ride(r): a name used to refer to both boys and girls who tend to wear form-fitting clothing. the term describes how one’s clothing seams do not fail to touch every inch of their body, thus allowing the joke that one is riding their seam.
nate: “i don’t think i should go into that bar.”

andy: “and why not? intimidated by all the s-xy girls in there?”

nate: “no. what’s intimidating me are all the seamriders. they’re probably all in there wearing cowboy hats and drinking the whole place dry.”
a seam rider is one who engages in bouts of -n-l s-x. alternatively this could refer to a person of the gay persuasion.
“dave i can’t believe that you did that, you’re such a seam rider”

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