Sean Beaner


a sean beaner is a term used to define the erection that a heteros-xual man gets while watching sean bean act. it is perfectly normal for a man to get one and is brought on by a combination of sean bean’s rugged handsomeness and his extremely unique method of acting.
dude, i’m totally straight, but i had such a sean beaner while watching game of thrones last night.

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