Sean Goldie


a fire-breathing t-rex that has really buff muscles and a wonderfully attractive personality. his p-n-s is twelve million pounds and needs 1000 people to carry it. a sean is worshipped worldwide by intelligent beings from all planets. he invented the television, the car, the sp-ceship, and the cheeseburger. he is forever the earth’s god, and should be treated as such.
dude, i pray to sean goldie every day so that he will spare my soul.

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