Sears
a store that people think of as a place where they can get stuff for free. thus, they complain like spoiled brats and try to cheat the store whenever possible, and when they are caught cheating and/or stealing, they scream and yell like 3-year-olds and treat the people working their like sh-t.
i broke my fridge by drilling holes in it! i want sears to replace it, even though i have no warranty!
-sshole: what do you mean, under warranty? it’s a craftsman, they’re guranteed for life!
-ssociate: only hand tools are guranteed like that. power tools have moving parts, so they are only covered for a year. if you weren’t a f-cking moron, you’d have read the side of the box where it says so.
sears- a place where no upper managment gives a cr-p about there fellow -ssioates. thay p-ss you over for promotion over and over agin even know you deserve it and that could care less this is bs. thay make stupid look smart.
im a more one sears
serious
are you sear?
see ya
i’m out
aight sears
a complete and utter pr-ck
hi,i’m sear i,m a pr-ck
the act of a teacher having s-xual encounters with a student in a vehicle at home or in the cl-ssroom.
wow i knew that teacher was pulling a sears on stephenie after school
being called sears is to be called a tool.
i met up with my friend peter brody and i greeted him with “hey sears how ya doing?”
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