Seasoned Seconds


a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.
bro1: dude, that girl over there is so hot.
bro2: dude, she and i hooked up last night.
bro1: seasoned seconds, bro.

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