Seasoning Your Meat


putting seasoning (i.e. parsley, thyme, etc.) on your junk before a bl-w j-b so it tastes better for the other party
seasoning your meat:

hey man i seasoned my meat for jill last night

like a steak?

yeah, but not that kind

i bet she loved it

you kidding? she asked for seconds!

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