seat shit


whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. the person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. the person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. the person leaves the sh-t on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.
the man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in little rock, ar left a seat sh-t for the non existant janitor.

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