Seat Stoned


a.to be so high that you actually believe you cannot move. can be a good or a bad feeling.

b.to be stoned to your seat. usually happens when watching tv. in both cases, you have an overwhelming sensation that you feel like a large boulder.
dude, i have to pay my guy for the weed we just smoked, but i’m so seat stoned right now i can’t even think about getting up.

guy 1. hey, what happened after i left last night?
guy 2. not much. after we smoked that bud i got seat stoned and p-ssed out.

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