seat streaker



someone who struggles to land their t*rd in the cavernous sp*ce of the toilet bowl and leaves a brown entry wound on the toilet seat. this error is frequently caused by an innocent technical error – shuffling too far back on the sea; however, it is also commonplace among hoverers and those with explosive tendencies.

seat streakers tend to like to showcase their handiwork through regular and careful cleaning of the inside of the bowl only.
bad news, guys… it turns out jason is a seat streaker. at least it’s not too late to revoke his contract.

someone’s been seat streaking in the computer room toilets. i’m not certain, but i think it might be that guy who comes in every day at 12:00 to watch niche motor sports and eat a family pack of sausage rolls.

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