seat wars


when a group of desperate lads all fight/race for the chance to sit by a specific beautiful girl. usually they will dangle her in front of their friends and flirt with her to irritate them if and when they win.
“max we must do seat wars to sit next to hannah today.”

“oh it’s on bradley!”

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