Seatbelt
an inside joke that your friend won’t inform you on it’s meaning.
friend: “hey guys, i like pears!”
other friend: “i don’t get it.”
you:” i don’t either, it’s a seatbelt”
the act of seatbelting becomes necessary when the p-n-s of the human male becomes erect in public place. the male will place his erect p-n-s underneath his belt to keep it under control and out of sight. it also feels absolutely fantastic.
i was in math cl-ss when i started getting hard, but i f-ckin’ seatbelt -ed that sh-t.
to hold on to,or grab in a fight( not throw punches )also in a fight if you ducked and held on then you pulled the seat belt.
sports ( hockey,lacrosse ) term generally
used for when a persons in a fight
” yeah you see that guy puss out? ” “ya he really pulled the seat belt on that one ! ”
when getting a bl-wj-b, grabbing the girl’s pigtails and holding them around your waist; giving her no escape.
made that b-tch give me a seatbelt for 45 minutes
“two in the pink, one in the stink and the thumb to make her c-m.” this was originated by backstreet law and is accompanied by a hand gesture where only the ring finger is down. it is also -ssociated with the line, “put your motherf-cking nose in the hose…seatbelt!!!”
i took that b-tch home last night and gave her the seatbelt. at first, she was surprised, but then she kinda liked it.
another word for condom but only when the person says “ride”
yea, i gave her a “ride” but i used a seatbelt
1. a leather or woven cloth constraint that does not always save a driver’s or p-ssenger’s life and is just another form of oppression to be ticketed for by police who can’t find any real crime to stop.
my friend smokes cigarettes, and i don’t wear my seatbelt, so we both put our lives in danger except i’m the one who gets robbed by the cops for it.
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