seated dance
when an individual is swirling his/her arms and rocking his/her hips sideways to the music (particularly hip hop); but too lazy or drunk to pick his/her -ss up and dance.
most of these instances are sighted in bars, fraternities/sororities and in ricers and pimped rides.
as soon as the dj switched to “slim shady” by eminem, joe wanted to get up from the couch and dance to it, but he was too wasted and just did a seated dance.
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