Seattle Creamer
when you’re in a seattle coffee shop, and you order a ridiculous amount of drinks, a male barista -j-c-l-t-s into one (or multiple depending how p-ssed off he is) of your drinks in the kitchen, and then continues to mix it up, giving the creamer look. usually served hot.
chance: can i get 3 caramel macchiatos, 2 pieces of lemon bread, a smoothie, and a caramel frappachino with a pump of vanilla?
-barista takes, and gives the order-
-i take a sip of the frappachino-
chance: “ewwww, this tastes all thick and sticky”
andrew: “yeah, mine to”
james: “he probably put some seattle creamer in our drinks”
brian: “yeah, you can see the s-m-n floating in it”
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