Seattle Sampler
when a woman sh-ts on a man’s chest while a re-run of “frasier” is playing on t.v.
so, i heard your wife gave you a “seattle sampler” last night. was it the episode when eddie pinched a cinnamon loaf on the piano keys and frasier forgot and decided to play chopin’s nocturne no. 5 while blind folded?
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