Seattle Slush Puppie
the act of having s-x in a freezer while your partner holds an ice cube hostage in their -rs-. at climax the ice cube is released, -j-c-l-t-d up on and crushed in to a refreshing beverage.
sam was having s-x with his wife in the freezer while she held an icecube hostage in her -rs-. after, he sp-nked on the icecube and put it in a blender for her to drink. this became the seattle slush puppie
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