Seattle Steamroller


the act of pouring hot cappuchino on the p-n-s during the climax of an -j-c-l-t–n causing a mild euphoria as a man quickly -j-c-l-t-s into one’s eyeball.
i have had three seattle steamrollers this week while my parents were away.

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