Seaweed Bitch


1. (noun) a seaweed b-tch is a woman who can be seen taking refuge in most second rate beaches around the world…or in any third rate club. she exhibits the traits of being ugly, simple, shallow, and poor.

2. (noun) a seaweed b-tch is a slimy, deceiving, bottom of the ocean sl-t.
ex. “these seaweed b-tches ain’t loyal.”

ex. “dude, you got crabs from that seaweed b-tch last night.”

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