Second Bladder


when you have to p-ss so bad, that when you finally go to take a p-ss and you think you’re done p-ssing, your second bladder kicks in and you p-ss some more. like a continuation of your first p-ss after a brief slowdown or stopage, and it starts up again.
“man, i drank so much beer that i p-ssed for 5 minutes straight because my second bladder kicked in.”

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