Second Choice Susan


to be someone’s backup if their other, more desirable option falls through/p-sses out/falls off a balcony/runs out of money.
a: “what are you up to tomozzle?”

m: “i’m going out with the ladies to try and pick up. but i’ll call you if nothing comes through”

a: “negative dude, i’m n-bodys second choice susan, forgit it”

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