Second Hand Dick
when you touch an object that has just been touched by a d-ck; in most cases that object is a hand. like if someone jerks off and you touch their hand after
sabrina holds jeffs hand.
jeff says i just held my d-ck with that hand when i went pee
sabrina says wtf u just gave me second hand d-ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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