Second-Hand Sale
to buy for another. to take one’s place in buying a product.
side note: most stores have a policy that forbids them
from letting a second-hand sale for certain items
take place.
customer 1: i would like to buy a pack of cigarettes please.
cashier : certainly, do you have your i.d. on you?
customer 1: no i do not.
cashier : i am sorry, then we cannot sell you the
cigarettes. we need to see a valid i.d.
customer 1 leave the store and in comes customer 2
customer 2: i’d like to buy that pack of cigarettes for my
friend who just left.
cashier : i’m sorry but i need to see your friends and
your i.d. before i can sell them to you. our
policy forbids us to let a possible second-hand sale take place.
customer 2: but i have my i.d.
cashier : i’m sorry but your friend is the the one who
came in first to buy these and if he doesn’t
have his i.d. i cannot sell these to either of
you.
customer 2: f-ck you man.
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