Second Hand Semen


the residual effects of a bl-wj-b still remaining upon a womans lips in the immediate hours after said bl-wj-b.
so your friend got a bl-wj-b on the way to meet you, and you know this. and when she goes to kiss you on the cheek after dinner you step back quickly because you dont want any of your friends second hand s-m-n from her lips, and or mouth to reach any portion of your skin.

this happens to larry david in season 7, episode 2 of curb your enthusiasm.
the transfer of genetic material through s-m-n that the uninvolved party receives when sharing beverages or chapstick with someone who has recently partic-p-ted in oral s-x.
“can i try your smoothie?”
“sure, if you want some secondhand s-m-n…”

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