Second-Light Syndrome


this occurs when you are driving on the street and your mind looks past the first traffic light to the second one, thus resulting you driving through a red light because you see the green one ahead. the brain’s subconscious is focused on the second green light ahead as opposed to the red light you are about to p-ss through. it happens more frequently when the lights are close together.
tom: yo man, slow down you are about to blow through that light.
carl: sorry man, thanks for telling me, i didn’t even see it. i was suffering from second-light syndrome.

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