Second Shit
the sh-t that comes up soon after standing and putting on pants after already relieving oneself. can even hit the five minute mark where one decides to hit. sort of like a second wind for your b-tt.
man, i had just buckled my pants and stepped out of the bathroom when that second sh-t hit me!
aw weak, i hate when that happens.
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