Secondary Shit
right when you finish taking a huge sh-t, and you believe that no more sh-t could possibly come out of your -ss, you stand up to either pull your pants up (or wipe if you stand to wipe), and you have to sit right back down again because another piece of sh-t just showed up.
“dude you were in there for like 30 minutes!”
“yeah i know, i had 3 secondary sh-ts”
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