secret agent

a standard cigarette (either standard or for the chavvy, superking variety) hollowed out of its tobacco contents and replaced with the key ingredients of a spliff or joint, save for the rizla. useful for disguise from law enforcement officials (plod), or just when the rizla’s have run out and no b-gg-r can be -rs-d with goin down to the petrol station at 3am. ideally filter shuold be replaced by a normal roach
no rizla’s? secret agent time!
a s-x move made up by alex waterman. make a “gun” out of your hand and then do the same with the other hand add them togethor and insert it into the v-g-n- and rub cl-terous with thumbs
i gave that b-tch a secret agent
easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, “no one cares.”
yter: do you like secretagent?
other yter: no

yter: blah blah blah
secretagent: no one cares.
when your d-ck is so small that you slip in undetected.
sh-lly: larry totes pulled a secret agent on my b-tt yesterday.

amy: what do you mean?

sh-lly: his d-ck is so small that he was able to insert it in my -n-s without me knowing. i’m all for it when james bond slips in undetected, but i’m considering rape charges for real.
1. a sneaky person who works for some kind of organisation without others knowing.

2. a spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.

useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)
“you wanna smoke a joint man”

“nah man, its a bit un-sly smoking one here”

“don’t worry, i made a secret agent”
a joint that’s rolled up and looks like a regular cigarette
my sister rolled the ill secret agent the other day.
when you have a poo and the log goes straight round the u-bend.

use in combination with a lucky barry for the ultimate poo – the secret agent lucky barry.
i just had a secret agent.

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